Secret Animal Rescue
Sep 1
2009
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I have a secret to let you in on. If my landlord finds out about this, I’m evicted for sure, but I can’t resist spilling the beans this time. My secret is: I’m running a foster home for rescued animals out of my apartment. There is a strict No Pets policy in my building, because previous tenants have stunk and stained up their apartments with animal poop and pee. Ventilation flows from one apartment to the next, so as soon as there is a strong odor in one apartment, everybody can smell it. So how do I get away with it? I keep a couple of gallons of Nature’s Miracle on hand at all times. Nature’s Miracle Stain and Odor Remover is great. All you need to do is pour on a healthy amount on top of any stain or odor, and it immediately goes to work, breaking up the material and neutralizing it. As long as I have enough of this stuff to go around, nobody ever gets even a whiff of smell from my apartment. If only Nature’s Miracle made something that stopped barking noises from escaping, well, it would be the perfect crime.


